Game Day Jokester Pillows

Sure, they all laughed when Kevin brought an oven mitt to the game

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

"You idiots … we lost!"

'Has anyone seen my contact?'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

Do you really have to do that every time you make a good call? 76. If refs acted like players.

'Remember it's YOUR benefit game-go out and foul whoever you like!'

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

Bears Win!!!

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

Do you really have to do that every time you make a good call? If refs acted like players.

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

"Still a little sleepy, Tiger?"

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

'Trick play! Trick play!'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

The Groundhog didn't see his shadow...because the superdome lights were out.

Footballer uses the ref's foam to shave.

'Football school pranks'

'He's asleep, you wuss! Just hit the ball!'