Game Day Joker Pillows

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."

"You idiots … we lost!"

'Simkins, I want a word with you lad...'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Go out and tell the shortstop he's playing too deep.'

Go team!

'Your shoe's untied.'

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Jogging Bottoms

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Football supporters.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Snowman Driver

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'I hate PowerPoint.'