Game Day Joker Gifts

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."

"You idiots … we lost!"

Do you really have to do that every time you make a good call? If refs acted like players.

'Simkins, I want a word with you lad...'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Go out and tell the shortstop he's playing too deep.'

Bowled over again!

Go team!

'Your shoe's untied.'

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Jogging Bottoms

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football supporters.

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.