Sports Day Joker Gifts

Sack Race Cheat.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Hole in one!!!!'

The best PE teacher in the World.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Jogging Bottoms

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

Snowman Driver

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

"You idiots … we lost!"

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Swimming Champion.

False encouragement.

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."

Sports Day at the Monastery