Spectator Sport Joker Gifts

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Hole in one!!!!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Beer Order

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"So that's where you were last night."

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Bicycle Sidecar.

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Football supporters.

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Very drunk professional cyclist

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

Football Stadium

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

Rugby oldies

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

Optometrist practical jokes