Sports Joker Gifts

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

'I shot my age on that hole!'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'It's ok, I think he's moving.'

Damned Excuses.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

'I knew that basketball player wouldn't be here long.'

"He cost a million pounds, they should've spent another tenner on a pair of glasses."

Spiked Ball

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Hole in one!!!!'

Jogging Bottoms

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Beer Order

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Bicycle Sidecar.

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

False encouragement.

'Now, for the lighter side of the news'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Rugby oldies