Athletic Joker Gifts

'Relax. I'm just here to kill your short game.'

"At least you're a good loser, John."

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"OK, ready to go again?"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Hole in one!!!!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Jogging Bottoms

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Bicycle Sidecar.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Very drunk professional cyclist

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

False encouragement.

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

The Cartoonists