Martial Arts Joker Gifts

If I lose, I'll be dressed for hospital.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"OK, ready to go again?"

Get crazy once in a while

Joust Sharpener

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Jogging Bottoms

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

Long-legged clown...

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

Martial Arts

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

Toilet humour

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'