Jousting Joker Gifts

Joust Sharpener

"So I said to her, I said"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Get crazy once in a while

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'Hole in one!!!!'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Car joust.

Jogging Bottoms

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

"Repeat after me..."

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'