Jousting Athlete Gifts

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Joust Sharpener

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Football

Car joust.

Beer Order

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

A woman watches football on her computer.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Education Guidance

Don Quilowatte

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

Unicorn Joust

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Knight Vision

'Is there a rectal surgeon in the house?'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

Rugby oldies

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'

Jousting Knight Advertises for Funeral Home.

'I have no patron right now so I'm free lancing.'

'Bloomin Hippies!'

The Joust

Weak Knights

"We're very away of the impact that work can have on your social life!"