Jousting Aficionado Gifts

'Man, that grass looks delicious.'

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

'Size matters!'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'Is there a rectal surgeon in the house?'

Two knights jousting,one hangs onto the lance of the other.

'See? When we both make that little jog to the right at the last minute...'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

TV jester.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Car joust.

Juggler and Illusionist

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Giraffe Portrait

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Circus

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Extra Long-jump

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

No juggling allowed.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

I Heart Juggling

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Don Quilowatte

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"