Jousting Fan Gifts

Medieval Social Distancing

Knight jousting using a magnet.

Knight being ridiculed for the condition of his lance.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 1.

"Darn, I wore the wrong suit."

Knights Jousting with "Void" rubber stamps.

Weak Knights

The Joust

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'You know, I don't make many knight calls anymore.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Knight Vision

"State law banned the weapons. Now they just exchange sarcastic texts."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Car joust.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Don Quilowatte

Running out of Gas.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Football party

Unicorn Joust

Easter bunny Island.