Jousting Enthusiast Gifts

Medieval Consumerism

Armored trucks with lances

'I have no patron right now so I'm free lancing.'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Joust Sharpener

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Car joust.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Juggler and Illusionist

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Circus

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Extra Long-jump

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

I Heart Juggling

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

No juggling allowed.

Don Quilowatte

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Unicorn Joust

The Juggler vein.