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Medieval Consumerism

Armored trucks with lances

'I have no patron right now so I'm free lancing.'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Joust Sharpener

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Car joust.

Juggler and Illusionist

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Circus

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Extra Long-jump

No juggling allowed.

I Heart Juggling

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

Don Quilowatte

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Unicorn Joust

The Juggler vein.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.