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Pram Joust

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"He's such a fussy eater."

Car joust.

"Ahh...He's got wind"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Mother CareBaby Gap

Fur Baby

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Upper East Side Dog Park

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

Happy Tots Day Care.

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

Don Quilowatte

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

Unicorn Joust

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

'Is there a rectal surgeon in the house?'

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

'You reckon your Pram' will do 'nought to four miles per hour in ten seconds'...I wasn't born yesterday, you know!'

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

Knight Vision

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

'Where's the steering wheel on this damn thing?'

Jousting Knight Advertises for Funeral Home.

'I have no patron right now so I'm free lancing.'

'Bloomin Hippies!'

The Joust

Weak Knights