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'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

'You reckon your Pram' will do 'nought to four miles per hour in ten seconds'...I wasn't born yesterday, you know!'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

A day at the races

"Eat my dust!"

"He's such a fussy eater."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Mother CareBaby Gap

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Upper East Side Dog Park

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

The relay race

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Grim reaper ambulance

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"On your mark! Get set!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Cars at the drive in.