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'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"He's such a fussy eater."

Whoa

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Mother CareBaby Gap

Fur Baby

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Bouncing baby

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

No bottle feeding.

Mobile.

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

Baby restaurant

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'You reckon your Pram' will do 'nought to four miles per hour in ten seconds'...I wasn't born yesterday, you know!'

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

Pregnancy

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"Yeah, those first few minutes...nothing but a lot of slap and tickle!"

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

'Oh, wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"Don't forget...there are no guarantees, no returns, and no compensation!"

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

Eskimo pram