Pram Enthusiasts Pillows

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Fur Baby

Mother CareBaby Gap

Upper East Side Dog Park

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Bouncing baby

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

Mobile.

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

No bottle feeding.

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'You reckon your Pram' will do 'nought to four miles per hour in ten seconds'...I wasn't born yesterday, you know!'

Baby restaurant

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Pregnancy

'Where's the steering wheel on this damn thing?'

"Don't forget...there are no guarantees, no returns, and no compensation!"

"Yeah, those first few minutes...nothing but a lot of slap and tickle!"

Eskimo pram

Rocket priced prams.

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

'Oh, wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.