Pram Lover Pillows

It's in the baby class.

Santa Claus's Mail

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"He's such a fussy eater."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

celebrating a birth.

Slinky Cow World

'It seats two comfortably.'

Fur Baby

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"He looks just like your husband."

Mother CareBaby Gap

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

So Far So Good

Upper East Side Dog Park

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'It's a chicken.'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

The Daily Commute

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Family.

'Go forth and multiply!'

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."