Pram Perfectionist Pillows

The Baby Mechanic

"He's such a fussy eater."

Fragile stamper.

Upper East Side Dog Park

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'You reckon your Pram' will do 'nought to four miles per hour in ten seconds'...I wasn't born yesterday, you know!'

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Caution Fragile

"Got anything that will expire before I do?"

'Where's the steering wheel on this damn thing?'

Rocket priced prams.

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

Think Zero Defects

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Mount Everest.

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

All reduced 10...The prices? No, the vegetables.

Womens dressing rooms.

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'Yes, those were grown with love. Now, these here, on the other hand, were grown with a love gone wrong.'

'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'

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