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'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'How can I guarantee delivery?'

"Delivered today. Your package was delivered." "Tell us what you think about this photo."

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Getrude slowly realized her career in the family store might be terribly short...

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Bullseye!

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

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"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Perfection

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"You're welcome."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'