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'Oh, this guy's good! He's put those 4 extra digits on every one of his zip codes.;

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Fragile stamper.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

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A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'Grrrr....'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Dog traps the postman.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

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'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'