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'Oh, this guy's good! He's put those 4 extra digits on every one of his zip codes.;

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Fragile stamper.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"Mail's here."

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A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Dog traps the postman.

'Grrrr....'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

The Great Rainbow of China

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Poetry repairman