Post Office Admirer Pillows

Cat entering 'Scratching Post Office'.

"Isn't that thoughtful? The post office just forwarded these get-well cards to you at your new address!"

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

You've Got Mail

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Envelopes.

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Royal Mail Privatisation

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'It's unto thee.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postman delivering post

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Airmail box.

Letter to God

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

You've Got Mail

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

US POSTAL SERVICE

Racers' Gate.

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"