Post Office Admirer Pillows

Cat entering 'Scratching Post Office'.

"Isn't that thoughtful? The post office just forwarded these get-well cards to you at your new address!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

You've Got Mail

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Royal Mail Privatisation

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Envelopes.

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'It's unto thee.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Letter to God

Airmail box.

Racers' Gate.

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

US POSTAL SERVICE

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

You've Got Mail

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?