Post Office Enthusiast Pillows

'What's the best way to get to the nearest Post Office?' 'By Easyjet.'

'That's the stamps panic bought, what should we panic buy next.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

You've Got Mail

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Envelopes.

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Royal Mail Privatisation

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Racers' Gate.

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Post Office Worker.

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

US POSTAL SERVICE

Airmail box.

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

And Eddy knew, this meant overtime work. A LOT of overtime work.