Pc Perfectionist Pillows

Computer rage.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

Bullseye!

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Fragile stamper.

D.I.Y

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

"Maybe you do have all the answers but they didn't match any of our questions."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Perfection

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"You're welcome."

Santa's Out Tray.

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'