Perfectionist Pillows

Add a touch of humor and elegance to their living space with a pillow that showcases their perfectionist personality—crafted to comfort and amuse.

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Obsessive-Compulsive Santa

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"God, I'm such a perfectionist"

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'I've always been a perfectionist - just not a very good one.'

'I've always been a perfectionist - just not a very good one.' mockup

'I've always been a perfectionist - just not a very good one.'

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That's what I call attention to detail! mockup

That's what I call attention to detail!

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Recognising obsessive behaviour.

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'That is bothering me FAR more than it should.'

'That is bothering me FAR more than it should.' mockup

'That is bothering me FAR more than it should.'

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"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink." mockup

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

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"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection." mockup

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

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Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. mockup

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

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Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash mockup

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

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'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?' mockup

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

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"I do recall being wrong once in my life. That was when I mistakenly thought I had made a mistake."

"I do recall being wrong once in my life. That was when I mistakenly thought I had made a mistake." mockup

"I do recall being wrong once in my life. That was when I mistakenly thought I had made a mistake."

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The Pedants' Society: Back in 1 hour, 2 minutes + 46 seconds exactly.

The Pedants' Society: Back in 1 hour, 2 minutes + 46 seconds exactly. mockup

The Pedants' Society: Back in 1 hour, 2 minutes + 46 seconds exactly.

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"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly." mockup

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."

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"I also thought it would be impossible for an obsessive-compulsive to get a responsible job."

"I also thought it would be impossible for an obsessive-compulsive to get a responsible job." mockup

"I also thought it would be impossible for an obsessive-compulsive to get a responsible job."

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"They're not dingy, Mother, they're unbleached."

"They're not dingy, Mother, they're unbleached." mockup

"They're not dingy, Mother, they're unbleached."

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"Mother is only critical to make me more perfect."

"Mother is only critical to make me more perfect." mockup

"Mother is only critical to make me more perfect."

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'Nice clip frame.' - 'Two quid. Bargain.' - 'Shame about the scratch.' - 'What? Oh... yeah...' - 'Never mind... I'm sure it won't detract from your miserable little photograph too much.' - 'Gah.' -

'Nice clip frame.' - 'Two quid. Bargain.' - 'Shame about the scratch.' - 'What? Oh... yeah...' - 'Never mind... I'm sure it won't detract from your miserable little photograph too much.' - 'Gah.' -

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'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.' mockup

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

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'You realise you could be finished much faster if you didn't carve little hearts over every 'i'.'

'You realise you could be finished much faster if you didn't carve little hearts over every 'i'.' mockup

'You realise you could be finished much faster if you didn't carve little hearts over every 'i'.'

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Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'. mockup

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

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Do I get extra credit for neatness? I prepared my report on a laser printer.

Do I get extra credit for neatness? I prepared my report on a laser printer. mockup

Do I get extra credit for neatness? I prepared my report on a laser printer.

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"Thankfully my disorder comes across as being perfect."

"Thankfully my disorder comes across as being perfect." mockup

"Thankfully my disorder comes across as being perfect."

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Artisanal-retentive baker

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"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker." mockup

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

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"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..." mockup

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

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"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death." mockup

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

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"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere." mockup

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

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"Benson is conscientious to a fault..." mockup

"Benson is conscientious to a fault..."

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"You're welcome."

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"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine." mockup

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

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Perfection

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"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?" mockup

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

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"Actually, I tried to rest on the seventh day, but I was up all night obsessing over things I could have done differently."

"Actually, I tried to rest on the seventh day, but I was up all night obsessing over things I could have done differently." mockup

"Actually, I tried to rest on the seventh day, but I was up all night obsessing over things I could have done differently."

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Perfectionist Pillows Collection

Perfectionist Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the perfectionist spirit—witty designs designed to make their mornings more cheerful.

Perfectionist Prints

Browse our prints collection to add a touch of artistic perfection to any room—ideal for those with a keen eye for detail.

Perfectionist T-Shirts

Explore our assortment of t-shirts that highlight perfectionist quirks with clever, stylish designs—ideal for those who pay attention to every detail.