Perfectionists Pillows

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

Perfection

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"You're welcome."

Santa's Out Tray.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Quit moving"

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Now you can send it."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Great Painting

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."