Perfectionist Enthusiasts Pillows

'My future resolution? I want to stay perfect!'

Bullseye!

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Perfection

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Santa's Out Tray.

"You're welcome."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

Mount Everest.

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

Abstract Art

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

Drawing board disaster.

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."

'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

That's what I call attention to detail!