Perfectionist Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'My future resolution? I want to stay perfect!'

Bullseye!

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Mount Everest.

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

Drawing board disaster.

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Abstract Art

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."

That's what I call attention to detail!

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.