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"I told him to come back when he's truly gifted."

Bullseye!

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

Hecklers On Poetry Night

Mount Everest.

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

Abstract Art

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."