Perfectionism Enthusiast Gifts

Anal retentives anonymous - tonight.

"I told him to come back when he's truly gifted."

Bullseye!

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Perfection

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Hecklers On Poetry Night

Mount Everest.

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

Abstract Art

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'