Perfectionist Appreciator Gifts

Your perfectionism is starting to get on my nerves.

Bullseye!

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Perfection

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"You're welcome."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Now you can send it."

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Stock photo, right?"

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

Mount Everest.

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Abstract Art

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."