Perfectionist Critic Gifts

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Perfection

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Poetry repairman

Writer

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

Quality Control

Hecklers On Poetry Night

Abstract Art

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."

That's what I call attention to detail!