Perfectionist Creators Gifts

'Tsk!'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

D.I.Y

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Golf lessons

'Not that slowly back...'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

For sale - Used only Once.

Perfection

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.