Creative Perfectionist Gifts

Decorating a column.

"Ghah, my thumb is in the picture..."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Bullseye!

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Perfection

Writer

Poetry repairman

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Santa's Out Tray.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"You're welcome."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

Social lens of the photojournalist

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Page 33, line 4..."

"Now you can send it."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.