
A tailor measuring a jacket.
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A tailor measuring a jacket.
Bullseye!
"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."
'You just slip it in and it's done. I don't know why you spend all that time building those ships in a bottle when a row boat is much easier.'
Honer at his honing machine.
'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'
'I'd like you to throw it just a teensy-weensy little more inside.'
'Miss Orton, could you just wait a minute while I replace the target!'
'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'
Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy
'C'mon get it straight.'
"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"
"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."
"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."
"We're developing a plan to fix this."
Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'
"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"
The perfectionist.
'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'
"Office of quality assurance"
Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?
Perfection
"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"
Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.
'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'
"You're welcome."
"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."
"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."
'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'
'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'
Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.
Snooker.
"Page 33, line 4..."
Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.
Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
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