Practice Perfectionist Gifts

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Cellist having a shower

Viola player.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Bullseye!

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

"Office of quality assurance"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Perfection

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

The battle of the pianos.

"Page 33, line 4..."

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.