Process Perfectionist Gifts

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Bank Checking Accounts. We've been over this --- "Direct deposit" only works if someone's participating on the other end. (Published originally on September 11, 2007.)

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Bullseye!

D.I.Y

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Office of quality assurance"

Perfection

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"I propose we go with the second option."

"You're welcome."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'