Process Perfectionist Pillows

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Bullseye!

D.I.Y

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

"Office of quality assurance"

Perfection

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"I propose we go with the second option."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

"Page 33, line 4..."

'I have a plan 'B', but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'