Perfectionists Gifts

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Perfection

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Quit moving"

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Now you can send it."

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

Copycat.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Great Painting

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'