Perfectionist Creator Gifts

Abstract Art

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

D.I.Y

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Golf lessons

'Not that slowly back...'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

For sale - Used only Once.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Perfection

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Santa's Out Tray.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.