Art Perfectionist Gifts

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

He's such a perfectionist.

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'Quick, press control Z!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Man and woman buying furniture.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Perfection

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Deadlines, Inc.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

Sleeping on the Job

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Santa's Out Tray.

"You're welcome."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."