Art Perfectionist T-Shirts

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Quick, press control Z!'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Deadlines, Inc.

Perfection

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

"You're welcome."

Sleeping on the Job

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

A tailor measuring a jacket.