Perfectionism Enthusiasts Gifts

"Gawd! You startled me! I thought I had left for the day." Bob's perfectionism came back to haunt him ??" and go over the figures again.

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Bullseye!

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

Mount Everest.

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Abstract Art

Drawing board disaster.

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

That's what I call attention to detail!

"Actually, I tried to rest on the seventh day, but I was up all night obsessing over things I could have done differently."

"Thankfully my disorder comes across as being perfect."