Factory Perfectionist Gifts

Think Zero Defects

Bullseye!

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Got anything that will expire before I do?"

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

Decorating a column.

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

Mount Everest.

Womens dressing rooms.

All reduced 10...The prices? No, the vegetables.

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'Yes, those were grown with love. Now, these here, on the other hand, were grown with a love gone wrong.'

"So, let's start with your need to refer to your 'Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder' as 'C.D.O.' just so that it is in Alphabetical order."

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

The Office Dinosaur in: Mr. Fix-it

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

"They call him the avocado whisperer. He knows when they are about to turn."

'More pictures of your kid? What, still trying to find its good side?'