
Think Zero Defects
Decorate their workspace or home with prints that honor the perfectionist in everyone. Stylish, witty, and crafted to inspire precision.
Think Zero Defects
Bullseye!
"We're developing a plan to fix this."
"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."
'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'
"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"
Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'
Man and woman buying furniture.
'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'
"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"
'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'
"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."
"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."
Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy
'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'
"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."
A tailor measuring a jacket.
Social lens of the photojournalist
'Let's practice lobs again.'
Decorating a column.
"Got anything that will expire before I do?"
"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"
"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."
Mount Everest.
Womens dressing rooms.
'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'
All reduced 10...The prices? No, the vegetables.
'Yes, those were grown with love. Now, these here, on the other hand, were grown with a love gone wrong.'
"So, let's start with your need to refer to your 'Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder' as 'C.D.O.' just so that it is in Alphabetical order."
'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'
'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'
'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'
"They call him the avocado whisperer. He knows when they are about to turn."
'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'
'More pictures of your kid? What, still trying to find its good side?'
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