Plastic Perfectionist Gifts

'That's definitely the last time I recommend a wine to my plastic surgeon.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

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"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Quick, press control Z!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Perfection

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Santa's Out Tray.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"You're welcome."

Sleeping on the Job

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Quit moving"

"Now you can send it."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

The Scream Painting