Polishing Perfectionist Gifts

'Careful, I went absolutely mad and polished everything.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Perfection

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Sleeping on the Job

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Quit moving"

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

The battle of the pianos.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Now you can send it."