Car Polish Perfectionist Gifts

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'Quick, press control Z!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Nice park. . .

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Sleeping on the Job

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Quit moving"

Bald man polishing head

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

Great Painting

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

The Scream Painting

Bird poo decals.

Copycat.

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"Allow me to explain the terms of our easy payment plan."

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

Think Zero Defects

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Mount Everest.

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'