Car Painter Gifts

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

Face painting.

Face painting by numbers.

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

A souped up car...

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Face painting - children have no faces

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Google signwriter.

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

Face painting children with no facial features.

'This guy's FAST!'

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

That's Network...

Dog Sticker Family

The Big Cheese

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

It smeared. We didn't let the paint completely dry. "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

Poodle painting 'Beware of the Dog' sign

'I realize I misspelled it but why change it?'

Government Contract Painter Paints Sign Windows.

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."